Monday, February 07, 2005

weekend update - 2/07/05

the entire list is pretty much baconstraw - and makes about as much sense as a straw made of bacon
baconstraw = a drinking straw made of bacon
Bakers Dozen c/o KB via ej.

  1. baconstraw with E:: the King of early morning Poo Jokes (who heretofore shall be referred to as the King of Poo)

  2. 6AM:: bootleg cell phone calls "Can you hear me now?" HELL NO!!!

  3. 7AM:: the King of Poo: "I sharted"

  4. 10AM:: Java & a steaming Heap with the King of Poo

  5. the Lifepath Lottery (career scratch off NE1?)

  6. Jealousy in a non-existant relationship?!!!

  7. L & L interiors

  8. bamboo cut lines

  9. reading:: the Lexus & the Olive Tree

  10. random starbucks thought: the line we each cut thru the world

  11. updated the 101

  12. no, I don't want a man whose a$$ is big as mine, no matter how fly that a$$ is. Thank you very much though.

1 comment:

K Burke said...

And you SHOULDN'T want a man with a big ass!! That's just as nasty as... baconstaw??

Thanks for playing!